It’s the most eagerly awaited date in a fashionista’s diary, and this weekend London will be awash with the crème de la crème of the style world for SS16 London Fashion Week. If you’re planning on attending for the first time, we’ve put together a survival guide to make sure you stand out – for all the right reasons, dahling …
You dare put your arms through a coat, and you’re out.
Master the I-don’t-look-like-I’m-posing-but-I-actually-am pose.
The line between celebrity and everyday non-celebrated people becomes very blurred. So grab your sunnies, a ridiculous outfit, put on some extravagant makeup and work the pavement like it’s a red carpet.
You’re not ready until you’re wearing at least 17 different accessories, 72 different colours, and maybe even some hair extensions.
Headgear is optional.
If you’re going to sit next to the most powerful woman in fashion, it’s probably best to leave the kids at home.
Avoid any social interaction where possible
If you ever lose confidence in your fierce outfit, just remember models have to wear things like this:
You may be having a massive fashion geek-out on the inside, but keep a poker face that reads ‘I’m so over this’.
And whatever you do, don’t look directly into the eyes of the FROW.